It's all bullshit.

Bullshit to be scooped from the litterbox of life. We'll only remember the good times.

I just made some spotted dick. Thank you very much.

About sex with AARP card holders:

"If she's continent, I'm there."

The source of this quote will remain anonymous to protect him.

It's official.

My girlfriend (fiancee if you'd like to be technical) frightens the retarded. I'm so in awe.

License plates

It has been the week of truly awesome license plates. On Monday in Berkeley, we saw an older Mercedes with the plates "Bukake" and today, in the Bay Bridge approach it was a Civic with the plate "Faygele." Not surprising he was entering SF!

Time to boycott Halle Berry?

Making Jewish nose jokes is going too far. Being a Jew, without a big nose...wait, I can't even say that with a straight face. This is news?

The Bush Administration improves!

On the dumb-o-meter they are down to an 8.5. I don't think they've been under 9 3/4 since they got into office!

The Castro

Wow that chick in there is way freeaky and not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. What's up with her?

Oh wait...is that a dude? That explains everything!

Happy.....

To everyoneone in the US (outside the People's Republic of Berkeley):
Happy Columbus Day. Hope you enjoy celebrating the transmission of gonnorhea to poor defenseless Native Americans.

To everyone in Canada: Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you enjoy the slaughter of millions of Turkeys/Tofurkeys to supply your feast.

To everyone in the People's Republic of Berkeley: Happy Indigenous Peoples Day. Hope you enjoy celebrating the slaughter/scalpings of displaced people trying to settle the West for a better life.

Me? I'm still at work :(

This is not my beautiful op-ed columnist!

Paul Krugman channels David Byrne. Should he have given credit???