Be careful when doing home repair projects!
Especially Mr. Outwater who as had an amputated arm from a chainsaw and a hunk of metal two inches into his brain. Time for him to sit at a desk job!
The joke when I was growing up was that, whenever my dad was doing work around the house, it was my job to sit there with the cordless phone with "9" and "1" already pressed, and my hand hovering over the "1".
But, when we bought a chainsaw for pruning the trees, it did come at the end of a ten foot pole (literally!).